I’ve been thinking about my previous post on negative emotions and the analogy of bad weather. I stated that I like chilly, rainy weather more than most people I know. And I wondered why people insist on calling such weather “bad.”

Upon further reflection, I think it is simply a matter of degree. As an example, let’s just look at temperature and ignore all other variables. As the temperature gets lower, the number of people who call that temperature “bad” will increase, until virtually everyone will call it “bad,” perhaps around 20 degrees and lower. I mean, no one (except a suicidal person who wants to freeze to death) will step outside in 0-degree temperatures and say, “This weather is fantastic!”

Obviously, this is because as the weather gets more extreme, it becomes more and more likely to kill us humans. It’s just a matter of biology that we want to stay alive, except for those of us who don’t (the aforementioned suicidal folks; cheer up, guys).

Now, getting back to the 50-degree, rainy days that I find so enjoyable at times. I think I am simply above the mean (top 10%, eh?) in my tolerance for discomfort. But as the temperature gets lower or the rain turns to pounding hail, I, too, fall in line with my fellow humans in agreeing that the weather is “bad.” I know; lame.

So, my cold-weather example shows that our value judgments about bad weather are based upon a natural aversion to pain and, ultimately, death. I bet most of our values arise from similar biological imperatives.

Perhaps if you just stop being so anthropocentric and fearing pain and death, you realize that 0 degrees is just a number. It is what it is. At last, all value judgments can be relinquished as you accept the utter finitude and inadequacy of the human perspective! But then, you freeze to death. Not awesome for you, in most cases.

Oh shit, you guys! I think evolution selects AGAINST nihilism!

But wait! Cheerful nihilism, on the other hand, is all about promoting survival and reproduction. It can embrace absurdity and meaninglessness while still having a good time. It is the perspective that totally wins at life.

Time to go eat a tasty and nutritious dinner while remaining safe in my 75-degree room. Survival status: excellent. Reproduction status: try again later.